Christmas Vacation (6/10) Movie CLIP – Downhill Fast (1989) HD


Has anyone ever
used it on a sled? Not that
I know of, russ. Don’t go putting none of
that stuff on my sled. You know that metal
plate in my head? How can I forget? I had to have it replaced
because every time Catherine revved up
the microwave, I’d piss my pants And forget who I was
for a half hour or so. So over at the v.A., They had to replace it
with a plastic one. It ain’t as strong,
so…Heh heh… I don’t know if I ought
to go sailing down no hill With nothing between
the ground and my brain But a piece of
government plastic. Do you really think
it matters, eddie? Well, you see, The plate runs right
underneath my part here. And over here,
you know, it’s nothing. But here,
if this gets dented, Then my hair just ain’t
gonna look right. I know the feeling. Well…I better
try this first, See how it works. You be careful
there, clark. Nothing to
worry about, eddie. Going for a new
amateur recreational Saucer sled
land speed record, Clark w. Griswold jr.! Remember, don’t try
this at home, kids. I am a professional. Later, dudes. Let her rip. Hang 10. Oh, shit! Whoa! Hey! Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Hey! Hey! Look out! Aah! Hey! Whoa!

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