HEAVY GOES CAMPING


You’re small time>:C Moustachio! AUGH. Your right hand comes off? HAH HAHAH HAahh! Woooooooooh! WEEOOOOO! Wubububu. Wheres this thing takin’ me!? Put me down! GOODBAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Curash! Aw yea this looks familiar here we’re goin’ the right way! Huehuehuehue, breakin’ stuff. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ [Rape face]>:D :O! Whatsuuuup? How ya’ll doin. :I My name is Ellis but uh, some people call me El. But, I really prefer Ellis, as El kinda sounds like a girls name :C Camp-out I8C Pow! *splat* YES *Creepy Smile* Thanks, I like it too. *Distracting twitching ball* !hhhHHHAAAAAAAAAA Gansta bitch! (Gangsta bitch!) I wanna gangsta- Worbsor! Your sorry! !vadah rrraaaAAAAHHHH Badatatdatdat! *Wot* Heh heh heh heh… CamPING-TRIP OAUNGH. *PAIN* Did you think, I would forget YOU? -piss- BOOM *break* PISS. You cannot hide, coward! Look ‘ere, pumpkin ‘ead. You’re all- PISS! Piss. *Soft piss* VAN. Gah! Nah. Okay Mate! HAH! *smash* Ah sh*PAIN* UUAAFGH OOOHWAFF! AUFGH, AWOOUGH. Waat :U? WAAAAAAaaaaAAAhHHhAhhh! I’m too old for this hangin’ shit! BOOM! *drama* Even my ass hurts! WAH! *PAIN* AOUUGGUUOUUGHH! HOOF HAOUGH OUF OUF! HYUAH! HOURAUGH! HOUGHAAHGHH. WOOP. AUGH! *Pain* Poot. OOoooo! HERE THEY COME! D:! D8! Nothin’ here! AOOUUGHHHHH!<. very adequate poot. it like tryding on a friday night british place look up that stings bad curry get the door you plonkah i in deep crap here no brickin meself wait jeeze thats big one what else does bastard got his sleeve opening this doah is he gonna hurt someone if ain careful mind where your wavin pal squark feelin pretty....shitty...and little wooz- slip- wah gah startin to ge- woh waahhaahhahah waaahhh auugh am...messed hate doors huyuegh would knock off hooooffhhrryyaaaauuuooouuughhh herrhhhheeeeggghhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhgh ooooyauugh aff aowough dead our hearts come camp vhis me>:C No chance pal. Heavy is friend! Come, visit friend! That bloody well hurts! Ooo-my mistake. Yep will do! No problem. lol BBQ tonight? Burn you bastard. BURN. This is gettin’ embarassin’. Standin’ around like a bloody idiot! Sniper, MOVE!>:C! Sorry there fat, jigglin’, butterball! Oof, uh…little help? NO! [Emmy award winning moment] Denied. X_X! MET! MEYOFF! WOLFMON! NAVAMICH! AAA- Oh get on with it! Plod! HAT OFF! HAT OFF ME! HAT OFF! AAAAAH AAAAAGHH! SEFF MAS YEP! HAT NOW ME OFF NOW ME OFF IF SNORE ME LOVE YE- Come on! Whats the matter with you!>:C HOT WIRE ME GET OFF MY LEG! GET ON WITH S’MORE- GAH! Um… Goin’ down! WHAT!? *pain* Awww~ AHUEHUEHUEHE! Come on! Yes! YEEEES! WOOOOO! What da-WoooOoooOh! OHOHOHOhohoh! Downtown! Man I can see my base from here! What the hells goin’ on? WHERE IS CAR GOING!? That ain’t the right way guys! Real bloody rootin’! Need to borrow my specs mate? Ohhhh nooooo! Oh ho ho! You live in a VAN! *Lmao* Scout! Ay! Get the CAR bloody GOIN’! *u srs* HAW HAW HAW -snort- BAHAHHAHAH -snort- HAH HAH HAH! PISS OFF! D:!>:D Your precious JARATE!? Won’t save you now! BUSHMAN! Cloak ya way outa that! Ya spook! No worries mate! :3 Apologies. ๐Ÿ˜€ :C Awww~ Hows about a race? Yes! :U! Stupid bloody spies. LETTUCE MOVE! Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home! *LOL* ๐Ÿ˜€ :C :O! SPY! *Flashback!* Sappin’! *Flashback!* My! *Flashback!* Awesome! Baybeyuh! Hey honey, KISS MY ASS! Did I throw a SAPPER into your PLANS!? *snort* Stick it up your ass! YEAAAAAHHHH! SUCK ON THIS! NYOOUUAAAGHHH! Bitch! Guuaaaghh! No, NO NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! AUGH! ASSHOLE! VAN. Darn. *Flashback!* *MILK ON TABLE!* *SEX APPEAL* *LOVE* *FLAMING BREAKFAST* I’ve covered wars y’know. Faaaantastic! It’s probably just a sprain. I’M GOIN’ TO URANUS ZONE! *Pain* *Bang* OOOOUUUUGHHH! I’ma grab some of these frag rounds! Nah! Heeyip! YEEEEII! We-hell! Thanks mate. Woohoo! You just got shorter cousin! I dunno what I’m doin’ So just hold on!>.>Okay! Nope. Heh… heh heh. Nice shot! WOOOOOOOOOOooooooh! Oh shit! wwwwwwooooOOOOOOOH! NEED SOME HELP HERE! Well lookie over here! Nah. Alrighty then! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! YEEEEEEEEII! HAAAAAAHHHH! *Spittle* [High score] Piss. Hogwash. [MEANWHILE] *Inside the van* Aint that a load of piss! Yea! Nnnngggghhhhhhh… Now I gotta make a necklace outa ya teeth. Piss off ya mongrels. PISS OFF YA BLOODY PIKERS. Nnnnghhhh I reacon this’ll come in handy. Someones about to have a very bad day. Have a gander at this little beauty. HOLY DOODY! [Angelic Choir] Aawwwllright! *Guffaw* Steady! Steady! *Pew* “No worries mate!” *LOL* *Ricochet* Ah piss. *Bird sounds* *PAINFUL BIRD SOUNDS* *’Splosions* OOWWWAUUUGHHH![x2] Yeah that seems about right! LETS GO LADS! -Piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss- *Ouch* We’ll I’ll be stuffed! *Smash* Can somebody get me outa here please? *Sniff* Ok I could use some help here srs. Ooo! Hah! Yes. SCOUT! AAUGH! Aight I’de really appreciate it if somebody could get me outa here! Wut? Look! Um… Oh c’mon man i’m gettin’ bored! ffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Get me outa here! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Bugger it! Yes? Look! It’s BBQ Time! Hey you guys havin’ fun out there without me? Yes. *LOL* Piss. Makin’ Bacon! *LOL* Horse. *LOL* WHO NEEDED MONEY? *LOL* SCOUT! Oh whats up? Join me at camp-FIRE! Nope. Your all losers>:C Zwoosh! *Badly recorded hunger sounds* Alright yeah! HAH. AH CRAP! *LMAO* Stoopid! WOOSH! Wat. *NUM-NUM-NUM* *Phew* HAH. Ah crap. OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH! That diddn’t hurt! No wait yeah it did. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Tits!

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