Jersey Shore Drama


(audience cheers) It’s a big hour glass. (audience chants) I have that. With the pink gum balls? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that’s on my kitchen counter. Oh good! Yeah, they’re not real gums though, they’re like pearls. Yeah they’re little… Yep, I had to Krazy Glue it closed ’cause the cats were hittin’ it. Oh and knocking it down. Yeah they’d end up… Oh, hi, sorry. (laughter) Okay, it’s time for the Inside Scoop, and here to dish is entertainment journalist, our friend Devyn Simone. (cheering) Welcome back. Hi Wendy, thank you. Okay, Jersey Shore drama, go ahead. Okay, so Jersey Shore drama, this time it’s our girl JWoww, so JWoww just broke up with her boyfriend of eight months, Zack. He’s also 24, so we’ll call him 24 for the rest of this. And she’s 33, with 2 kids and a divorce under her belt. Yes. So, Jenni broke up with him after seeing last week’s episode of the Jersey Shore, because in it he is getting handsy and flirty with his cast mate, her cast mate, Angelina, that she’s already not that cool with in the first place. Okay. So Jenni, was there, but she had a little too much to drink, so she was a little hammered, passed out in his lap. And all the other cast members were there too, except for Snookie, Except for…
Who was pregnant at the time Snookie was pregnant, right. So Snookie wasn’t there, but all the other cast members were there. In Vegas? In Vegas, none of them intervened, Vinny’s sitting there watching, like, “Mm I ain’t getting involved in this.” We actually have the video, take a look. All of a sudden, I just feel this big hand, just like right on me. I was surprised, because his hands are big so it was like on my ass and my side, you know? And Jenni’s like right there. Are we friends now? I mean, Jenni is jealous over everything, like if she knew what was going on she would kill both of you. I’m just trying to be cool with this kid, because I don’t want to get into it with Jenni again. But then, he also grabs my leg, like holding me, wow! Stop. (audience booing) So here’s the thing, Angelina is engaged also, so her fiance might want to check that, and what you don’t see in the video is that she’s flirting with him heavily throughout the whole entire night, as well. Really? Yeah, like big time. So Jenni actually released a statement, because here is where she was really pissed, this was filmed five months ago, you guys. So she didn’t know, no one, Vinny didn’t tell her anything, nobody told her anything, until she watched it. So if they’ve been together for eight months, This is like three months in. That was the three month time. Exactly. With a 24 year old with no children and free. Right. Meantime, you’re 33 with a divorce under you belt and 2 kids, where do you think you were going with this relationship anyway? You know, that’s so true. So Jenni said, “After seeing tonight’s episode, “I’m pretty hurt. “I feel disrespected by someone I called a friend “and by someone who stated they loved me. “For five months I was kept in the dark about this. “For five months I was naive, “probably laughed at and made into a story line “that will forever haunt me.” And then 24, he responded with an apology, he said… That’s his name, 24? No it’s Zack, but they call him 24. Okay. Because he’s 24. Okay. “I made mistakes that I cannot take back. “Jenni does not deserve any damage from anybody else. “This is on me. “I sincerely apologize to Jenni. “I apologize to Angelina as well. “I love Jenni with everything I have. “I will continue to do everything to make this known to her “and her kids, who also have my heart.” Thoughts, Wendy? Not aw. Not aw. I know.
Bye, bye! I mean, yeah. (applause) But, she was less than smart for thinking something other than a one night stand was going to happen with a 24 year old. Wrestler. Boy with, oh wrestler. Right, who’s a 24 year old wrestler. I mean, Jenni obviously doesn’t make the smartest choices with men. She can do better, apparently she doesn’t know that yet. We hope that she figures out, she can, she can do, I mean, she can do better. I’m surprised that none of the guys from the show didn’t go up to this guy and like, you know pull him off Angelina, and even more so, I’m surprised that Angelina, if she’s engaged, that’s what you said right? Yes, she’s engaged. Okay, that’s a big fight going on, right now. Oh yeah, oh yeah.. I’m surprised that she, as a decent woman, allegedly, wouldn’t get up, put his hand over there, and switch seats with someone else. Absolutely, absolutely. (applause) I completely agree, and what’s especially sad about this though, is over the weekend, Jenni and 24 were spotted together, with the kids, they were out at a theme park, her father was there as well. Her father didn’t beat him up, so apparently, everything’s forgiven. There was no PDA, our sources say they didn’t see them all touchy feely, they were just focused on the kids. The kids seemed happy, everyone seemed happy. Her kids? Yeah, her kids, not his kids. At 24 did you even want to be involved with somebody with kids? I mean. Get out of here with that, by the way, last time I saw you, I asked you about your love life, and you said that you had a boyfriend, and now I see an engagement ring? You do, indeed. I’m engaged! (applause) It’s sparkly and fabulous. It’s so beautiful, I love it so much, and I love him so much. Congratulations, Devyn. Thank you. All right, let’s talk about Cuba Gooding Jr. Yes, okay so Cuba Gooding Jr. is now facing additional charges in this sex abuse case. All right, so we’ll walk you guys through the story. So in June… He’s going to jail. Cuba was at an NYC, you think he did it? I don’t think he did this, but I think that there’s enough in the history of Cuba that he’s going to jail. That he’ll get in trouble. Okay so, in June he was at a Time Square hotel, and a fan came up, he was there with is girlfriend, Claudine De Niro, if that last name sounds familiar, it’s because it is. She’s the ex wife of one of Robert De Niro’s sons. Okay, so they were there at this hotel, partying, a fan came up to him and alleged that he groped her breast, and touched her inappropriately. She called 911, and pressed charges, and he turned himself in shortly there after. So there’s the tape, you can see the video, I don’t believe this story. TMZ actually provided a video. Cuba obviously is saying that he didn’t do it, but when he showed up on Thursday for his trial, they actually delayed it because they’re saying that there’s new charges that have come out. They’ve moved it from Criminal Court, to the New York Supreme Court. From this woman? Or other charges from past women? We don’t know if it’s from the same woman or another woman. It’s supposed to be unsealed tomorrow, and you know we’ll be all in it. Well wait, Claudine was sitting right there, his girlfriend. Claudine was sitting right there in between them. Cuba turned himself in because he’s saying, look I’ll be exonerated, this did not happen, and I know that she was looking for attention because she came up, and said she was a fan of my movie, Snow Dogs. What’s that? Now I don’t know if you saw Snow Dogs in 2002, No. But of all his work, it was not his best. It was… Oh. He was a dentist in Miami, who inherited some Alaskan sled dogs, he had to go to Alaska and deal with the dogs. I mean, I love dogs but it wasn’t, it wasn’t a very good movie. So, what’s he saying about all this? So he’s saying that it’s not true, that she was just looking for attention, that he did touch, he admits he did touch her, but he said he… Some people are touchy when they talk, I am. Yeah like, a warm, like a church touch. You know, they’re like how you doing baby, Yeah. And they touch your thigh, or your leg, that he wasn’t actually trying to hit on her. So, we’ll see. The new charges should be released tomorrow when he goes back to court. We’ll find out what happens. I mean… Ehhhh. When’s your wedding? September, 2020. Congratulations, again. Thank you. Thank you for coming, Devyn Simone everybody. (upbeat music)

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