MY $50,000 PARADISE VACATION πŸ–


hey guys so I guess I need an intro to
this because you’re probably looking at the title and wondering what all this
type of vacation is about so I am in Brigantine New Jersey and I actually
just got off the airport went to the beach a dread popsicle and now I’m
chilling to go back to the house for some showers I’m gonna take you guys
with me of what makes this vacation so fabulous but seriously I mean like I
can’t even just go I like it’s just so nice of a vacation welcome back but maybe it should be me
welcoming you guys because I’m the one who’s been away and now I’m back I’m
back so I know I haven’t been the best at posting and to be honest I have been
back to back traveling and then when I did have a time to film I got sick with
a sinus infection and that was really really gross and with that I also lost
my voice I don’t like to compare vacations because I myself am good with
cheap things like it doesn’t even have to be a vacation and to me that’s like
just perfect you know my standards are so low but I will say that this vacation
whenever I get an opportunity to go on it blows my frickin mind so you all know
my best friend Olivia right do I have to like cut to the intro again I Sarila
that’s Olivia that’s my best friend all 40-plus of her family members come
down for one to two weeks in August to Brigantine New Jersey and they rent out
about five big big vacation homes that are perfectly located on the beach and
because I am tacky I’m gonna like to see how much money they spend on me okay so
here is a website that I found and I don’t know if this home was rented out
cuz I didn’t jump houses a whole lot but I’ve stayed at this very home before
okay showing me okay I see that it’s off for me quotes from non summer months but
okay let me take a look okay I see that it’s going to give me a quote for non
summer months so you know I’ll just check that out cuz August is pretty much
over oh my god it is saying that you know during non summer months it’s six
to eight thousand per week so it’s probably 10 grand during the summer that
is so insane it just blows my mind so now I want to check out the exact home
that I stayed at this time because I’ve never been there and looked a little
different than everything else and it was beautiful
um okay let me see what Zillow has to say so beautiful Oh oh look it was just
under two million dollars oh my gosh the amenities on this all closing the door
on me this door closed and step back one before I continue I’m just gonna show
you the slideshow of all the pictures that I’m checking out on Zillow and why is just the house empty so I you
know I couldn’t video everything because I don’t think anybody wanted me going
into their bedrooms but this is the stuff that I was able to capture and
just look how beautiful the home was decorated but I want to know how much did they pay
it’s about thirteen hundred and nine so let’s plug in that for a week
oh my gosh Wow it’s over nine thousand dollars we’re packing up and Olivia’s
eating a bagel but we’re very curious about this tiny door so let’s
investigate it right oh my gosh there’s a little light in your – there’s like
another door I want to see if it’s unlocked ooh there’s like there’s
confetti on the floor okay so people have been in here it’s not like
construction there’s like a whole section to the left that you can stand
in whoa but it’s like curved there’s a pipe like this is so cool imagine being
a little kid whoa oh okay I don’t want to read that and that’s like actually
like the construction of the house okay whoa oh cool now it’s probably a good
deal because there’s so many bedrooms you’re probably splitting this amongst
all the adults at the house let’s divide that by seven okay for one week you’re
paying a little over a thousand dollars but that seriously not all we did we did
the beach and apparently you need tags to go on this private beach uh never
mind I’m not really that impressed it’s not that expensive but still you have to
have many did the beach all day and I don’t you know it’s like like this box
and I’m spots this bus from a mosquito bite
I don’t know how don’t ask me oh hey I don’t know where olivia is but I think
she’s downstairs okay your dress is beautiful and you
look beautiful too Alex today has been pretty casual we slept in we went to the
beach and I’m trying my best to not get sunburned but I’m a little spotted
so I’m like all Whaley from my hello it’s like this really fancy beach bum
spray but my voice is better yes I feel good and I think yeah tonight is taco
night we’re not done investigating because one of the meals was catered I’m
realizing that I don’t know how to get a quote to that and I don’t know what
caterer they used and I don’t really need to be asking them that but we also
went to the wild woods like oh my god I can’t believe that much
stuff could fit on a single boardwalk now we’re at Wildwood boardwalk but I’ve
seen like science where they call it the wild woods but it’s just because it’s a
theme park but you also have like a water park that’s more like splash
lagoon Hurricane Harbor style and then there’s there’s not like a lot of a
carnival feel I’d say right now we’re just waiting for our
tickets but I’m gonna try my best put on extra sunscreen because I’m like a bit
spot and I seem like blisters warming they’re not sexy not high let me see how
many of us actually went to this boardwalk I have a picture here zooming
in Francis professed 11 people I found the ticket pricings
and I need to look for the all-day full passes because we were allowed to go on
all rides okay I bet we did three family four
packs so we had an extra ticket just in case last-minute someone wanted to go so
that would be seven hundred and five dollars not to mention that we did get
food there and everybody’s little mouths were fed we started our day at 8 a.m.
finally got home at 8 p.m. I’ve showered you know all my lotions this is looking
still bad and I have you know my red teeners but I just wanted to recap that
I had so much fun the weirdest thing though is we went in
the haunted house is like our finale and you know you can’t touch the actors in a
haunted house but they can touch you I’ve never seen that anywhere is that
something that’s just legal in New Jersey but illegal everywhere else like
I just don’t understand how they were able to do that I mean they didn’t
attack you but you know like they’re like pine I hate you and all that stuff
it was really dark and all of a sudden this actor appears and like my hand
actually touches them and instead of removing my hand I’m like rubbing them
like this it’s so weird I don’t know why like I wasn’t thinking like you can’t
touch an actor well it turns out it was one of Olivia’s family members that I
was just awkwardly caressing and he was already so scared because somebody
scared him he was pinned against the wall so that was funny but I gotta go
rest my voice I’m gonna go read and this doesn’t even cover car rentals and gas
and taxing services from the airport beach supplies eating supplies food and
beverages and ice cream like so much ice cream and I just it’s the most beautiful
and fabulous vacation I’ve ever been on can you see me so it’s their last night here and we’re
doing a glowstick party and just little and just little fun things just for the
kids to bop around but it was funny because I was like I’m an adult give me
a glow stick so I have one and with all the kids so I’m gonna go play and run
around with them but no here’s the beach at night maybe you can just hear it they’ve collected multiple elements look
at this and then this is Cassie yeah with my elements and then I think we’re
doing a race so you can see like all the lights are lined up on the back oh oh
and then this is Larry and Jerry I don’t know what their superpowers are but I
heard it slurring this and Gehring this and I know it’s crazy to break this down
because our society doesn’t like to talk about money but I think it just makes me
more appreciative of hard work and then the gesture of inviting me on this
vacation but also how amazing it is that this vacation is not materialistic
whatsoever it’s not you know it’s not anybody name-brand stuff or having a
videographer come to it or eating off of a shiny gold platter it’s literally just
finding a beautiful location where all your family can come enjoy it get along
and most days are just spent and a cheap swimsuit at the the whole trip itself is an experience
it’s not really so much about being instagram-worthy okay guys well I’m
gonna go like and subscribe I love you I mean it bye here

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